Leo Carter

I told my clock it was feeling a little behind, now it's racing against time

I told my phone it was feeling a little disconnected, now it's making new contacts

I told my wall it was feeling blank, now it's an artist

I told my shadow it was following me, now it's leading the way

I told my door it was open minded, now it's having an identity crisis

I told my pen it was mightier than a sword, now it's writing novels

I told my socks they were a perfect match, now they're inseparable

I told my mirror it was reflective, now it's a little self absorbed

I told my pillow it was having a bad hair day, now it's feeling down

I told my clock it was running behind, now it's feeling a little wound up

I told my chair it was comfortable, now it's feeling supported

I just met a book with a bad memory, now it's always forgetting the punchline

My pencil just started a band, now it's a sharp performer

I told my joke book it was funny, now it's laughing at its own punchlines

My book just went to therapy, now it's working through some plot issues

I'm reading a book that's allergic to its own plot, every time I turn the page it breaks out in characters

I told my pencil it was a great writer, now it's sharp

My book's spine just told a joke, now I'm laughing at its back

I just found a book with a spine that's a comedian, it's always cracking me up

I just found a book with a spine that talks back, now I'm in a relationship

I just found a book with a title that's a joke, but the punchline is missing

I just found a book with a missing author, it's a real mystery

I just found a book with a spine that's a great comedian, it's always cracking me up

I just found a book with no pages, it's a real plot twist

I'm reading a book on jokes, but it's no joke

I'm reading a book on silence, it's speaking volumes

I'm reading a book on jokes, but it's not laughing at me

I'm reading a book on wordplay, but it's a real puzzle

I'm reading a book on comedy, but it's no joke

I'm reading a book on echoes, but it keeps repeating itself